The Keg has been broken,
the tankards have been set,
the mouths are dry,
so let the glorious lager flow.

Let the long
awaited water of life
flow onto our pallets
and let us be saited

However, this is not to be
tankard of ale
after tankards of stout

this is still far far away,
Problems arise,
bowels are bursting

world spinning
to the lavatory
long line awaits.

After nature has,
taken its course
more space has been made
for more mead

And thus the cycle,
till you awake
a morning later.

Yet with wet pants,
because you had
forgotten to go one last time!



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